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# Posté le dimanche 07 décembre 2008 17:51

thanks LOVE

thanks LOVE
The polite way to pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to
teach good manners, asked her students the following
question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a
nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go
to the bathroom?'
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude
and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to
the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say
the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for
once and show us your good manners?'
Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be
excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a
very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to
after dinner.'

The teacher fainted...


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Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf..... Unfortunately, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.'

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, 'Come on in.'

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my window?'

'Uh...yeah, sir. We're really sorry about that,' the husband replied.

'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you... You se e, I'm a genie , and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself.'

'Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.'

'No problem,' said the genie 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!' 'And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked.

'I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world,' she said.

'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!'

'And now,' the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?'

'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.'

The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?'

'You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. I'd do the same for you!'


So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other in every way. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, 'How old are you and your husband?'

'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly.

' NO SHIT.' He said, 'Thirty-five years old and you both still believe in genies?'



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A couple was going out for the evening.

They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, but just needed to put the dog out when the taxi arrives.

However as the couple walked out of the house, the dog shoots back in the house.

They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver: 'He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother.'

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.

'Sorry I took so long' he says. 'Stupid b!tch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her ass downstairs and tossed her in the back yard!

She better not shit in the vegetable garden again!'

The silence in the cab was deafening.
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# Posté le jeudi 02 octobre 2008 17:46

idem

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# Posté le lundi 28 avril 2008 19:49

jolie photo

jolie photo
Cette toff n'as pas ete trouver par moi mais je la trouve tres belle...
so...
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# Posté le lundi 28 avril 2008 19:46

18 AAAANNNNSSSSS

18 AAAANNNNSSSSS
hehehehehe,
je suis enfin majeur
je suis officiellement adult
je sais ca ne veut rien dire
parce que je reste le gamin imature qui aime nager dans les fontaine
mais au moins la loi me donne quelque droit exatrodinaire
_ payer des taxes
_ le devoir de voter des politiciens arogant et demagogue
_ le devoir d avoir des responsabiliter!!!!

Sweet home France!!!


non je suis tres heureux c est une grande fete qui ce prepar, et que je compte renouveler a mon depard!!!!!

Je vous embrasse
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# Posté le vendredi 25 avril 2008 00:08